Dragon Quest: A quest for peace and quite!

You decide to ignore the ever-growing sound of marching, after all your sleep is more important than some measly humans. Suddenly you hear this booming voice from outside your cave, "Dragon we have come to slay you! Your reign of terror has come to an end and you shall be slain by me! Sir Lavender! I shall tell you the tale of my heroics, a tale so gruesome you shall quiver in fear!" The human just goes on and on about this quest and how he intends to "slay" you. After about 30 minutes you finally decide that you've had enough, you burn the whole company to a crisp. You think, Ahhhhhh peace and quite
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