Dragon Quest: A quest for Free-falling!?

You see the human plumiting from the tower and react quikly by burning down the thicket in-front of you and reach the human just in the nick-of-time before they fell to their death.Without thinking you open up your mouth to catch the human,(I mean how else can you catch them, you don't have arms) and let out a sigh of relief. Although you can still hear them screaming in your mouth and you have a foreboding sense that they're gonna be bothering you the whole way back home. You could be wrong though...You where right, they did bother you the whole way home with questions like "Do dragons even brush their teeth? Because if not you guys need to start" or "how can you call yourself a dragon if you don't have and arms or wings? You're basically just a glorified snake!" Honestly, you have half a mind to swallow the annoying human but you resist the urge. You finally, finally make it back to your cave and upon entering you spit out the human. The human starts shouting expletives as soon as they hit the ground, "you fucking fuck! How dare you just drop me on the ground like that, have you no shame!"
The human is red with fury, they kinda remind you of a tomato. "listen human" you say getting fed up with the shouting, "either you shut up and sit down or you die, simple as that," the human promptly shuts up and sits down on a bed of moss, finally you nestle down beside the human and doze off, you can feel the human slowly lean up aginst you and do the same.
{Go back?}